Sunday, May 20, 2007

My Obituary

While surfing the net, I came upon this silly quiz. I usually don't do these quizzes because I have a fear, perhaps irrational, that I will download a bug of some sort from one of these sites to my dearly loved computer.

But, I'm going through something right now that makes me wonder if I should wear clean underwear at all times and keep my eyes glued to the rear view mirror. So, I thought preparing my obit for my family was the least I could do, besides scrubbing the bathroom and washing the dishes which I'm off to do now.

'What will your obituary say?' at

I'd really like it if my family used Robbie in my obit, but I have a feeling my brother Chris who is oh so mature and proper would insist that my legal name for which I am only known by him, the magistrate, and teachers on my first day of school, would insist that Roberta be used. As such, here is what they can use if he wins the battle, but I sure hope one of my friends would speak up because no one but no one would know it were me especially since until now I have yet to reveal that Paris Hilton is my new BFF.

'What will your obituary say?' at

You've gotta laugh, even at the bizarre experiences. Y'ah know?!?


Donna said...

I died with an infected toenail too. And I'm going to be missed by Kid Rock. I can't STAND Kid Rock, unless he's singing with a country singer I like.

I hope whatever you are going through leaves you unscathed.

ally said...

i died with a smirk on my face. ironically, i'm not surprised. lol.

Trish said...

awww...poor Paris.

some chick said...


Lee said...

lol I'm not even game enough to do the quiz! ;)

V said...

Woo Hoo!!
It`s so nice to visit again & find my favorite people!



gigi said...

Hey ~ I thought I was supposed to write your obituary!

I too died 'rampagingly,' KK Style ~ in the arms of "their" lover. Whose lover; mine and Kong's? Clearly, there are things about me I do not yet know.

I will be missed by many a local transsexual prostitute. It's good to have friends.