I hope 3000+ miles isn't too much for you.
I received this in an email and couldn't help but share it here. It's quite humorous.
Go to Google and get directions to London from Pittsburgh. Scroll down to where you leave Long Wharf. I think it's item number twenty. It has you swimming across the Atlantic.
I tried this with several cities. I typed in Philadelphia, Louisville, Dallas, and New York and they all took you to Long Wharf which it looks like it is in Massachusetts. And! After that leisurely swim across the Atlantic, Google doesn't even take you to the closest point of land on the other side. It looks like it sends you to France first.
Strange, but true. Check it out for yourself.
Here's a screen capture of one of my attempts: