I'm feeling a wee bit bitchy tonight.
Woops, can I say that in the red states? Oh hell, I'm in a blue state, one of the few safe havens left in America. Maybe, I should add a disclaimer for all the rest.
Disclaimer: If you are in a red state, you are not permitted to read this entry. Or any others for that matter. What are you doing reading at all? You might actually begin to think for yourself instead of trying to think for every one else.
Since I can't, or won't, bitch about what I want to, I decided to pick something that has been festering inside me ever since I read the first news report. I actually did some research and planned on doing a well thought out argument regarding the whole matter, but I'm not in the mood. I just want to stomp my feet and whine. Why take the time to construct a sensible argument anyhow? It will only fall on deaf ears.
As such, in support of SpongeBob, I am becoming a cartoon character in my sidebar until I have a chance to revamp the old one. Lest you think I cropped out myself doing something naughty in that photo, like forgetting to wear my chastity belt, I thought I'd include a full body picture here in this entry. I promise that the boombox is kept at a very low decibel, it will never, ever, play the Dixie Chicks, and I'll never let the likes of Marilyn Manson singing "Personal Jesus," cross its airwaves. After all, Marilyn Manson couldn't possibly be referring to the same one that James Dobson does.
"Their inclusion of the reference to 'sexual identity" within their 'tolerance pledge' is not only unnecessary, but it crosses a moral line," James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, said in a statement released Thursday.
Hmmm...we shouldn't tolerate someone whose sexual identity is unacceptable to us. What should we do? Stone them? Where's the love? This is just too surreal for me. I'm jumping on the cartoon bandwagon where life is real. Come on Bob, I'll hold your hand, THAT will be okay, because I'm a girl. And, I promise I won't try peeking at your underwear. That's nasty and crosses a moral line.
Update: I thought I'd include a link to the "horrendous" tolerance pledge here too. So you can see just how evil those immoral people are who propagate the likes of SpongeBob.